Who has the Best Beard at Carter Chevrolet?

April 11th, 2018 by
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Beard For Greatness

Just like a high-end car, an excellent beard is a work of art. But like art, a top-notch beard can be highly subjective and hard to define. So, what goes into a great beard? Let’s see if we can’t find some common ground here.

Patience

While some men seem to grow a full beard in the time it takes to tie your shoes, most of us have to put a little bit of work into it. Patience is a hallmark of a truly exceptional beard and is one of the qualities that separates the “wanna-be” scraggly shadow from the full-blown beard that inspires fear and admiration in all onlookers.

Persistence

It might itch, it might get tangled, it might elicit protests from your mother, but a true beard carries on under all circumstances. It’s easy to abandon a half-baked beard before it reaches epic status, so persistence is another defining characteristic of beards of the highest quality.

Confidence

Finally, there’s confidence. Like all other aspects of life, a legendary beard takes confidence. Even a short beard worn with confidence can be greater than the most Grizzly Adams-esuqe specimen worn with self-doubt and temerity.

So who has the best beard?

We invite you to let us know who has the best beard at Carter Chevrolet in Okarche, OK. And while you’re at it, share with us stories of the best beard you’ve ever encountered in life, and don’t hesitate to submit your own beard as a contender if you feel up to the challenge.